Welcome, friend. Are you ready to descend into the depths of self-discovery, only to emerge with more questions? We're talking existential crises, neuroses, and possibly a few loose screws.
Click here for the thrilling tale of "I'm not a morning person, but I'm also not a night person, so I just exist in a state of perpetual existential limbo."
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, click here for the "The Futility of Free Will: A Personal Account of My Cat's Life Choices."
Or maybe you're just feeling here for some "Philosophical Ramblings on the Futility of Productivity."
Or, if all else fails, click here for the "I'll just have a cookie." page.
Or just go here for "The End."
Or don't.